Simple by default
The rule. If a new user needs an explanation, the design failed.
What it costs. We cut features that require a tutorial, even good ones. Power users occasionally lose a knob they wanted.
the house rules
How Yolky Cooks
Anyone can write a list of values. The only ones worth reading are the ones with a price attached, so every value below says what it costs us to keep.
Why Yolky exists
Using TON should feel like using Telegram.
No dashboards, no jargon, no seed phrase lecture before you get any value. If someone needs a tutorial to use what we built, we built it wrong. Everything below follows from that one sentence.
the promise
If Yolky built it, you can use it in under a minute, and it will not lie to you.
Under a minute
Every Yolky product gives you something useful within sixty seconds of first contact, with no signup. StartOnTON has no account at all. TonTicker needs one pasted address. If a product cannot clear that bar, it is not finished.
It will not lie to you
We never show a number we cannot source. When data is missing, you see a gap, not a confident guess. In a space full of invented liquidity figures and made-up holder counts, that is the whole difference.
five values, five prices
What We Believe, and What It Costs
Safe by design
The rule. We never ask you to do something we would not do with our own wallet. And we label every link that pays us: a payment never changes what we say about risk. If we would not list it without the referral, we do not list it.
What it costs. We turn down integrations and partnerships that would earn well but put you one bad click from a loss.
Useful before hype
The rule. Every product has to be worth using even if the token did not exist.
What it costs. We do not ship things whose only purpose is to create a reason to buy, which is most of what this industry ships.
Fun on purpose
The rule. If it is not enjoyable, it belongs in a dashboard, not in Yolky.
What it costs. Real time goes into polish, art and jokes that never show up in a feature list or a roadmap bullet.
Built in the open
The rule. We show the wallet, the numbers and the mistakes. The treasury is a public address. EggUp! went out as an early build because shipping something rough beats promising something perfect.
What it costs. We cannot quietly walk back what did not work, and we have to publish the unflattering details ourselves: that the airdrop has a one dollar floor, and that a human signs every buyback by hand.
Things Yolky Will Not Do
A promise is only worth something if it rules things out.
- Predict a price, or frame anything we build as financial advice.
- Show a number we cannot point at on-chain, or fill a gap with a plausible guess.
- Take money to list something, or soften a risk warning because a link pays us.
- Use countdowns, fake scarcity or any other pressure to get you to buy.
- Give a product its own token. In-game currency is game currency, and says so.
- Hold your keys, or ask you to trust an admin with a prize pot. A contract does that.
how it adds up
Five Products, One Treasury
The values decide how we build. The pillars decide what we build. Every product sits in exactly one of them, and a product that fits none does not get made.
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Start
Getting onto TON without getting hurt. StartOnTON.
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Know
Understand what you are looking at before you act. TonTicker.
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Play
Reasons to come back that have nothing to do with price. Yolky Bot, Blind Boil and EggUp!
Yolky is not a token with a product attached. It is five products with a treasury attached. What they earn buys $YOLKY back on the open market: a quarter is burned, the rest is airdropped to holders, and every step happens on-chain where you can check it without taking our word for anything.